i frequently frequent a local online dating website. the other night, well after midnight, i got this message delivered into my inbox: as you can see, he calls himself ‘hornyguyza’. i wonder if he wants to get to know me really well over a couple of months to see if we’re compatible. talk for hours…
Category: shag
who would you rather shag?
i was recently surfing around my local internetweb dating site, and i came across these two vastly different profiles. exhibit a: lovely sounding, normal (although quite shouty) lady, seeks friend and companion to do stuff with: OR exhibit b: the young russian go go dancer who doesn’t speaka much english? which do you think gets…
the devil's dictionary.
Ambrose Bierce is not a friend of mine. nor have i ever shagged him. but, had i been around when he was alive in 1817 i would have most certainly given it a good go. moustache or no moustache. he was a genius. in 1875 he started work on a book called ‘the devil’s dictionary’….