I know it’s Monday because it says ‘M’ on my pill box. So here’s yesterday’s column. Hope you enjoy. A MILLION MILES FROM NORMAL – By Paige Nick WHEN DID SEX GO MAINSTREAM? A little while ago I noticed that they now sell quite a large range of sexual paraphernalia at my local Clicks. It…
Category: sex
Dinosaurs shagging, cos they must have.
I’ve always claimed that some people have strange minds, not to mention too much time on their hands, and thank Beelzebub for those people. Without them the internet would exist solely on porn and spam and we wouldn’t find any of this kind of stuff: Dr Beverly Halstead, an English researcher, has in my opinion…
How often do you think about sex?
Morning, things were a little slack over here on the blog last week, shall try to pull up my socks immediately and do more this week. Here’s yesterday’s Sunday Times Column, hope you enjoy it. A MILLION MILES FROM NORMAL – By Paige Nick MIND OVER MATTER I came across a very interesting article last…
What would you do for sex?
Morning, it’s monday, back to work, yeeehaaa. Here’s yesterday’s column. Hope you like. A MILLION MILES FROM NORMAL – By Paige NickWHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR SEX? What lengths would you be willing to go to to get laid? You hear of guys who learn a new language, guys who get into fist fights and…
Was your first time your worst time?
Morning Team Monday. Hope you had a nice weekend. Brrrr ne? Okay so here’s yesterday’s Sunday Times Column just in case you missed it. Hope you enjoy. A MILLION MILES FROM NORMAL – By Paige Nick WAS YOUR FIRST TIME YOUR WORST TIME? Remember the first time you had sex? And no, I don’t mean…
religious sex toys
An ode to the Internet: Oh Internetweb you are so rad.You’re full of shit that’s crazy and bad.Where else on earth can a person findall sorts of sex toys of the religious kind? I stumbled across this somewhere online, it’s a crucifix dildo. Somebody is actually making these things. True story. I suppose for many…
writing sex scenes
I wouldn’t ordinarily spend too much time thinking about what to call my private parts, not usually finding a need to mention them in my day to day life. But as most of you probably already know, I recently had my first novel, A Million Miles from Normal, published by Penguin, and as it’s a…
sex in the afternoon
nothing wrong with a little sex in the afternoon, right? i went to a play about sex yesterday afternoon. a matinee. when last did you do that? the matinee, not the sex in the afternoon, i mean. The Blue Room was written by David Hare, directed by Yvonne Copley and was showing at The Intimate…
the sex grunting guy.
to make up for all the competitive style eating i did last night (first night rosh hashana) at ‘the foodie’s house’, i made my way to the gym first thing this morning and did a ‘killer abs’ class with benjamin, the nazi trainer. this post is actually just for one person, so if you’re not…
dating website blacklist
oh shit. i think they’re onto me. i just logged into my dating website profile and found this: fuck. not a single look. not even a farmer from bredarsdorp, or an abattoir owner from delmas. shit. i would have taken either of those over this complete vacuum. do you think they’re onto me? maybe the…