a new profile on the dating website just caught my eye. there’s a screen shot of it below. (sorry, i’m such a fucking laggard that it’s of lower quality than britney spears. so just in case you can’t read it without your glasses, i’ve also transcribed it word for word below in purple.) ‘He describes…
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dating website blacklist
oh shit. i think they’re onto me. i just logged into my dating website profile and found this: fuck. not a single look. not even a farmer from bredarsdorp, or an abattoir owner from delmas. shit. i would have taken either of those over this complete vacuum. do you think they’re onto me? maybe the…
a new fan.
i open my email. ‘Dear Paige, we thought you’d like to know that you have a new fan. “LookingForYou” has just added you to his Favourites on the Matchmaker site. If you’d like to check out his profile, you’ll find it on your Fans page. If you’ve each picked the other as a Favourite then…
mr 'what-the-fuck'
please meet someone i recently met at the online dating website – i call him mr ‘what the fuck’. here’s his profile: “Why should you get to know ‘mr what-the-fuck’?Divorced guy, enjoying life..always looking for new experiences..Have adopted Polyamory as a lifestyle, so those of you not shy to try something a little different, drop…