I saw this in the newspaper the other day. It’s an ad for a large local retailer’s no-name brand of dog food. Wait, let me get this straight… is it a bag full of chunks of dog? And are you supposed to feed them to your dog? I suppose it is a dog eat dog…
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'mr long-time-no-see'.
i was just doing the rush hour shopping basket shuffle down at my local woolies, when i bumped into an old friend, ‘mr long-time-no-see’. we got chatting, as one does. he was looking for a whole coconut, creme fraiche and some basil. i wanted to ask what he was making for dinner, cos i couldn’t…