hello ‘justmeonly‘ guy who i spotted on the internetweb dating site. i’m sorry but your narrative makes my head hurt. i copied and pasted it directly below and put it in lilac, so it wouldn’t lose anything in the translation or get muddled up with my words. he describes himself and punctuates exactly as follows:…
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mr oral sex.
you may or may not know this about me, but i recently found myself single again, or as i like to call it, ‘between relationships’. so in need of a good laugh i surfed back round to my favourite (read: ‘the only’) online dating website for a bit of a browse. i like to surf…