he has a sex story to share in a bit, but for now: mr smarty pants recommends the muesli toast from knead. in an act of massive personal sacrifice he offered me some of his. it was fucking gorgeous. they don’t call him mr smarty pants for nothing. he is smart and he does wear…
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mr smarty pants
my friend ‘mr smarty pants’ doesn’t think my disastrous dating stories are true. he thinks i made them up. smarty pants, i promise, it’s all horrifyingly true. in fact that’s not even the first time i’ve recieved a penis by sms. this shit happens out there every day. the freaks and lunatics are rampant and…