in some kind of bizarre karmic twist ‘arb family friend’ from this story over here –http://amillionmilesfromnormal.blogspot.com/2009/08/oh-shit-my-mothers-going-to-kill-me-for.html has fallen and broken her camera finger. seriously, she really did. i couldn’t make this up. not without a lot of crack. could i be responsible some how? i feel terrible. get better soon ‘arb family friend’, we do…
Category: mother
oh shit my mother's going to kill me for this one.
she knows i love her, but this story has to be told. so we’re gearing up for a monster family function in a couple weeks. now this isn’t like the kind of family functions you have. because i have: two parents, four sisters, one brother, one sister-in-law, three brothers-in-law, 12 nieces and nephews between the…
grumpa and the nephews 12.
it was ‘nephew6’s’ birthday on thursday, ‘nephew9’s’, sixth soccer birthday party on sunday and on wednesday it’s ‘nephew5’s’ thirteenth birthday. now stick with me, i know it’s confusing, imagine how i feel? due to all the procreating that my mother and ‘grumpa’ did back in the 60’s and 70’s, which resulted in six of us,…
happy birthday squared.
it’s my identical twin sisters’ birthdays today. That’s ‘A’ on the far right. no wait, that’s ‘S’ on the right, ‘A’ is on the far left. hold on, i’m not so sure now. look at the socks, they’re always a dead giveaway. no that’s definitely ‘A’ on the right. our mother is pretty amazing. she…
i found this email in my inbox this morning.
Garlic Bread:All you do is mix butter with chopped garlic and salt. Slice through the loaf to crust and push garlic butter into each slice. Wrap in foil and heat in oven!!! lots of love,Mum. (you have to read this post here: http://amillionmilesfromnormal.blogspot.com/2009/08/what-not-to-do-on-date-with-hot-italian.html if you want the post above to make any sense whatsover. sorry,…
mother knows best.
my mother called me last night: MOM: i like your blog, it’s very funny. ME: oh good. MOM: you do get around quite a bit, don’t you? silence. MOM: i haven’t shown your father yet. ME: maybe you shouldn’t. MOM: no, maybe not.