According to my top secret sources (the internet), women older than 55 are the fastest growing group on facebook. With 1.5 million currently on the site, that’s a 550 percent increase over the last six months. You know what that means, right? If you mom hasn’t already joined facebook, then you can expect her to…
Category: mom
smog vs blog
blog = web log.smog = smut log. i think currently i’m going through a phase. let’s call it my blue period.seems like my settings are just tuned in to smut. yesterday i had this conversation with my mom: (who is amazing. and i’m not just saying that because she’s going to be reading this. although…
pregnancy test, pass or fail?
what’s the bet the over-the-counter pregnancy test was invented by a woman, but designed by a man? just in case you’ve never had to do the chemist walk of shame before, let me fill you in, i haven’t done millions of them or anything, but we’ve all had that question mark at some point or…
happy birthday squared.
it’s my identical twin sisters’ birthdays today. That’s ‘A’ on the far right. no wait, that’s ‘S’ on the right, ‘A’ is on the far left. hold on, i’m not so sure now. look at the socks, they’re always a dead giveaway. no that’s definitely ‘A’ on the right. our mother is pretty amazing. she…
i found this email in my inbox this morning.
Garlic Bread:All you do is mix butter with chopped garlic and salt. Slice through the loaf to crust and push garlic butter into each slice. Wrap in foil and heat in oven!!! lots of love,Mum. (you have to read this post here: http://amillionmilesfromnormal.blogspot.com/2009/08/what-not-to-do-on-date-with-hot-italian.html if you want the post above to make any sense whatsover. sorry,…
i have hate.
it’s a pretty new emotion for me. i don’t think i’ve ever actually hated before. i mean i know i’ve disliked.like i disliked ‘mr perfect’ when he dumped me to go back to his ex girlfriend. and i disliked it when i found my cleaning lady’s hairs in my comb. but i’ve never actually hated…
thursday's copy and pastings
also hello to my my mom, and some of her bridge friends, and ‘a+s’ and ‘flygirl’, and ‘bastard’, and ‘the evil genius’, and ‘smarty pants’, ‘my branded life’, ‘guy who needs a holiday’ and ‘sneaky anonymous mentor’, ‘jim’ and ‘speedo boy’ and ‘mr cryptic’ and ‘the animal’ and ‘mr good friend’ and ‘the critic’ and…
mom again
my mother called me again last night: MOM: hi. one of my bridge friends called me to say they liked the conversation i had with you on your blog. ME: oh, ok, is it alright? MOM: well i need to know when our chats are being recorded for public consumption. ME: ok, from now on,…
mother knows best.
my mother called me last night: MOM: i like your blog, it’s very funny. ME: oh good. MOM: you do get around quite a bit, don’t you? silence. MOM: i haven’t shown your father yet. ME: maybe you shouldn’t. MOM: no, maybe not.