oh shit. i think they’re onto me. i just logged into my dating website profile and found this: fuck. not a single look. not even a farmer from bredarsdorp, or an abattoir owner from delmas. shit. i would have taken either of those over this complete vacuum. do you think they’re onto me? maybe the…
Category: love
not at all crap, for a monday.
Once upon a time i stumbled across some cartoons on the internetweb that i instantly fell in love with. so i called up the artist, a complete stranger who lives in america and asked him to marry me. he said no, but we did make some beautiful ads together, and those are kind of like…
i heart her.
thank you natalie dee, i love your anxiety girl. she rocks. please make more. see there’s a super-hero in all of us.http://www.nataliedee.com/ just in case you can’t read her speech bubble: ‘oh my god these tights are too tight, i think i’m gonna die!’ work of genius.