oh shit. i think they’re onto me. i just logged into my dating website profile and found this: fuck. not a single look. not even a farmer from bredarsdorp, or an abattoir owner from delmas. shit. i would have taken either of those over this complete vacuum. do you think they’re onto me? maybe the…
Category: klerksdorp
so i won't be moving to klerksdorp after all.
hello ‘justmeonly‘ guy who i spotted on the internetweb dating site. i’m sorry but your narrative makes my head hurt. i copied and pasted it directly below and put it in lilac, so it wouldn’t lose anything in the translation or get muddled up with my words. he describes himself and punctuates exactly as follows:…