johnnie walker

Phuza Thursday

Are we there yet?No, it's only Thursday.Oh well fuck you then. I'm drinking anyway.Someone at work sent this out the ...

friday night flights

what's better than this on a jam packed, turbulent, 3-hours delayed, friday night flight back to cape town from ...

it's a penguin that's also a biscuit. genius!

i have news. and it feels so big that it deserves a message dragged behind a plane, or a naked dancing cowboy, or a ...

i forgot to remember

i've written myself a note in my cell phone. i do that sometimes when i really really want to remember something very ...

plonker

i went to the gym this morning for a run.you see i got a pair of spanky new running shoes.anyway the first two ...

an alliterative weekend away in worcester.

i had a perfectly lovely time this weekend at the golden valley hotel and casino in worcester.ke? what the hell were ...