johnnie walker « A Million Miles from Normal

Are we there yet?No, it's only Thursday.Oh well fuck you then. I'm drinking anyway.Someone at work sent this out the ...

what's better than this on a jam packed, turbulent, 3-hours delayed, friday night flight back to cape town from ...

i have news. and it feels so big that it deserves a message dragged behind a plane, or a naked dancing cowboy, or a ...

i've written myself a note in my cell phone. i do that sometimes when i really really want to remember something very ...

i went to the gym this morning for a run.you see i got a pair of spanky new running shoes.anyway the first two ...

i had a perfectly lovely time this weekend at the golden valley hotel and casino in worcester.ke? what the hell were ...