Are we there yet? No, it’s only Thursday. Oh well fuck you then. I’m drinking anyway. Someone at work sent this out the other day, and it just about killed me: It’s one of those pics you have to look at twice. Because, you see, she’s not really naked. The Caption says: ‘That must be…
Category: johnnie walker black label
mommy juice
now why didn’t i think of this? ever have one of those days? you know the type. the kind of day that kicks you in the shins when you’re not looking, usually a monday. yes, you know the one. well here’s a handy invention to make those kinds of days just that much easier. it’s…
happy new year
happy new year favourite people who are reading this. and who are favourite people because you read this. also a big to our new follower, Ms Soulife. i am so happy to see you here that i will go out and drink a whole tank-full of johnnie walker black label tonight to celebrate. ok, let’s…
roundup of the loerie awards 2009 – 2nd night
it’s 3:39am and i just got home from the second night of loerie debauchery. i’ll see what i can do here by way of a roundup, but i warn you, it’s been a long weekend, and i might be a little worse for wear pissed. – john vlismas hosted. he was waaaay funnier than both…
roundup of the loerie awards 2009
it’s 3:02am. i just got home from the first night loeries after party. here are some random snapshot thoughts from the evening that just was: – the young guy sitting behind me at the award show was so drunk at the beginning of the night he kept passing out. i was nervous he might vomit…
friday night flights
what’s better than this on a jam packed, turbulent, 3-hours delayed, friday night flight back to cape town from joburg? this: thank you tiny little bottles of happines. i heart you.