oh shit i’m having a dating website crisis! ‘one-liner larry‘ will have to wait till next week, this is important: this is what was waiting for me when i checked in to see if anyone might be interested in getting to know me, maybe go on a date, perhaps unbeknownst to themselves, get written about….
Category: Jesus Christ
Happy birthday Jesus.
did you know it’s officially Jesus’ birthday today? yup i heard it on the radio, so it must be true. happy birthday dude. i wonder what your dad’s going to get you? it should be something epic like a ferrari or a planet or something. not something crap like a new pair of birkenstocks or…