i open my email. ‘Dear Paige, we thought you’d like to know that you have a new fan. “LookingForYou” has just added you to his Favourites on the Matchmaker site. If you’d like to check out his profile, you’ll find it on your Fans page. If you’ve each picked the other as a Favourite then…
Category: iron man
i think my personal trainer is trying to kill me.
hey “guy-at-the-pool-at-the-gym-on-sunday-morning-in-a-speedo”. no not you with the tiny pee pee and the awkward tan, you, the other one, with what looks like three pairs of woollen socks shoved down there. yes you. well, remember i said you should call me? i’ve changed my mind, you’d better not. i think my personal trainer, ‘jim’, is trying…