So it’s an arb Wednesday in December after a fuckoff long year. And so I believe this is all you need: Well actually, I know for a fact that it’s all I need, as far as what you need goes, I’m just speculating here.
Category: internetweb
Culture club
Okay all you hedonistic, heathens, it can’t always just be fun and games and sex and drugs and rock and roll and penises and freaks and lunatics, here at A Million Miles from Normal. Sometimes there has to be a little bit of culture, I’m afraid. Like if you eat your brocolli, then you can…
Crazy coffins
One lost fist
You can’t see me, well at least I hope you can’t see me. And according to the laws of physics and science and reality, you shouldn’t be able to see me. But if you could see me you would see that I am shaking my head. No wait, that’s not true. First I yelped a…
Reknit
This is a very cool website that’s been on my radar for quite some time now. Haik Avanian is a designer who has set up a website called Reknit. It’s a simple but genius concept. You send in an old knitted jumper or scarf or something, and Haik’s mom will reknit it into a sweater,…
Ridiculous jobs for adults.
When I grow up I want to be a professional pencil sharpener. Well why not? I love heart heart heart love pencils, and i know it would require strong forearms, but I could work on that. The wonderful Colleen Higgs found this somewhere: It’s a website for a man named David Rees. He’s a professional…
Why dogs bite people.
As a general rule I’m quite strict with myself and I try very hard not to post things here that might have already landed in your inbox at some point. You know the emails I mean, they do the rounds all the time, and there’s always one friend who sends them out about a year…
Skin up, pin up
Big shout out today goes to abraxas who sent me this lovely idea. I had seen it before, but never thought to blog about it until now. Peace abraxas, love ya. Do you remember calendars with pin up girls on them? Like this one: They used to adorn the walls of garages where men got…
Pricasso
This somewhat leathery-looking dude is Pricasso. Not sure who the bimbettes are. But probably something like Trixie (with hearts above the ‘i’s’) and Candi-with-an-i-not-a-y. I found Pricasso lurking in one of the particularly grubby corners of the internet. Yup, he paints with his prick. That’s what he does. One has to wonder how he originally…
That was then, and this is now
Here’s a crazy blog to start your week off. I proudly bring you the craziness that is the young me now me blog. So this is how it works – People send in funny old pictures of themselves from back in the day… so far so ordinary right, but wait, there’s more. Then they also…