Rick Astley. I was a fan. Back in the day I remember saving up all my pocket money to go out and by his record. Yeah, like I said, it was back in the day. His song, Never Going To Give You Up, was a big hit in 1985. Some say he was just a…
Category: internet
Chew on this
I’ve heard of a gum ball, but this is ridiculous. It’s a gum wall. It’s a landmark in downtown Seattle. According to the internetweb it’s not the first of it’s kind, there’s also one in the aptly named Bubblegum Alley in California, too. This specific gum wall is located at the waiting line for The…
anyone for ping pong?
Doorway table tennis anybody? I came across this somewhere online. I’ve gone and managed to lose the link, otherwise I would have credited it. Sorry man. I think it’s a very cool idea. From what I can gather you just wedge the table into the doorway and play on. There are not many other sports…
baby toupee
I don’t have a clue how I found this. Or if someone sent it to me or what. I think the craziness of it completely erased all memory from before I saw it. Wait, who am I, what am I doing here? What’s this curvy thing with a small dot below it, after this last…
Cocktonsils and Dickwads
@thejolurie is one of my favourite people on twitter, and is responsible for bringing the word ‘Cocktonsil‘ to my attention. What a fantastic word. It really just describes a certain kind of person juuuuust right. You know the kind of person I mean. So I’m not sure if you’re a member of twitter, and whether…
Pricasso
This somewhat leathery-looking dude is Pricasso. Not sure who the bimbettes are. But probably something like Trixie (with hearts above the ‘i’s’) and Candi-with-an-i-not-a-y. I found Pricasso lurking in one of the particularly grubby corners of the internet. Yup, he paints with his prick. That’s what he does. One has to wonder how he originally…
The booze bra
Overheard in the studio the other day: GUY 1: Look, they’ve invented a bra that can hold a litre of booze. GUY 2: Wow. Cool.GIRL 1: What kind of slag would wear a litre of booze in her bra? GUY 2: I wouldn’t call her a slag.GUY 3: No, I think she sounds quite nice,…
Oddly specifically hilarious
Brave Client alerted me to a bizarre phenomenon whereby signs have become oddly specific. I did some research and discovered that there is an entire website devoted to these oddly specific signs. oddlyspecific.com to be oddly specific. Thank goodness for signs such as this. Otherwise how would we ever know that was a pond. Eureka….
Revenge crabs.
I’m willing to admit it. I’ve dated some real fuckers in my time! Over the years there have been the cheaters, the stealers, the dealers, the addicts, the fuckwits and the idiots. You know the type, right? And while I’ve often wanted revenge at some point or other, I think the worst thing I’ve ever…
looks good, tastes bad.
I stumbled across this mad food jewelry over here. i mean, have you ever? it all looks so real. Cabbages? To wear in your ears? Really? Strange. But yet still, oddly beautiful. Yummy, pizza. Although hold the olives for me, please. Why would you? In fact there are a lot of ‘why would yous’ here….