kids are cute. i really like them. truly. especially and particularly when they’re not your own and you can hand them back to the real parents when they shit their pants or try to wipe snot on you. cos that’s what they do. it’s like it’s their profession or something. speaking of shitting one’s pants,…
Category: g-d
a letter from G-d.
i saw this and it made me think of you. it’s an email to you, yes you, from G-d. you’d think he’d have a more interesting signature, right? also being the man upstairs you’d think he’d have more influence over the postal service. he sent it in 2004 and we only just recieved it. i…