It’s heading towards the end of June. I don’t need to tell you that. Everyone is sick and a bit tired, it’s cold as hell, it’s definitely the mid-year slump, can i hear a hell yeah? Oh, you’re too tired for a ‘hell yeah’ – fair enough. So short of buying you a weekend for…
Category: funny
what not to do on a date with a hot italian guy.
what not to do on a date with a hot italian guy: do not cook italian food, like spaghetti bolognese. chances are his mama back in the small village he comes from in italy has been cooking it for him from scratch from a centuries old recipe that has been passed down from generation to…
is it ok to be un-pc if it's really funny?
Me and a dyslexic sitting in a tree.K. I. F. D. R.V. P thanks ‘guy who needs a holiday’.
mother knows best.
my mother called me last night: MOM: i like your blog, it’s very funny. ME: oh good. MOM: you do get around quite a bit, don’t you? silence. MOM: i haven’t shown your father yet. ME: maybe you shouldn’t. MOM: no, maybe not.
figcrumbs goodness.
oh michael crowe, you are fantastic and clever, and funny and smart. which is why i copied this poem off your blog (http://www.figcrumbs.blogspot.com/) and then pasted it onto my blurg. hopefully now i’ll be fantastic and clever and funny and smart by association. here’s another one, because you, michael crowe, are a little like a…
man that's funny.
the critic just pointed out that she’s not sure what a ‘SPLAYD’ is. Good point the critic. any ideas people? if it’s a mix of a knife, fork and spoon, then it should be a SPIFORK maybe, or a SPIFKE?