she knows i love her, but this story has to be told. so we’re gearing up for a monster family function in a couple weeks. now this isn’t like the kind of family functions you have. because i have: two parents, four sisters, one brother, one sister-in-law, three brothers-in-law, 12 nieces and nephews between the…
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the return of mr smarty pants.
he has a sex story to share in a bit, but for now: mr smarty pants recommends the muesli toast from knead. in an act of massive personal sacrifice he offered me some of his. it was fucking gorgeous. they don’t call him mr smarty pants for nothing. he is smart and he does wear…