you know what fascinates me? taxidermy. have you ever actually thought about it? it’s worth exercising a couple of brain cells over. it’s the strangest concept. let’s all take dead animals and stuff them and put them in the lounge. yes, lets. there are a couple of different kinds of taxidermy i want to look…
Category: freaks and lunatics
chat roulette
oh where to begin? where to begin? will the freakishness never end? i suppose as long as there is the internet there will be some weird freaky shit happening on it. i am referring here to a site that’s just starting to hit its stride: chatroulette.com the concept is simple (all the best ones usually…
5 people i will not be dating this week.
so as you know i frequent a local online dating website. i chat, i flirt, i date, i avoid psychos. you know, the usual. so today i thought i’d introduce you to five of the people i will not be dating this week. 1. meet ‘carve’: now i believe i will not be dating this…
a bit of bondage anyone?
i found this guy at the online dating website this last weekend. an aside: please can we all just forget the stigma of dating online, that’s so last decade. it’s time to move on. these days it really is a viable way to meet nice guys, if you’re a single girl looking for (mis)adventures.alternately it’s…
freaks and lunatics
online dating is hysterical! 87.999% of the time it’s just a bunch of completely horny lunatics who have thrown themselves onto the internet with high hopes and low standards. below is a pretty average profile that one might come across if one was a 30 something chick living in cape town looking for a match….
internet dating time again
ok so just because i haven’t written about the internet dating scene for a while, doesn’t mean i haven’t been out there getting to know some new fabulous freaks and lunatics. the problem i find with many of the profiles i come across on the internet dating website is not that there’s anything wrong with…
Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.
As you may know, I frequent a local dating website. I go there for a number of reasons. first of all it’s a good place to find funny stuff to write about, being that it’s full to the brim of freaks and lunatics. But also, as a single person, it’s important to keep on working…
mr smarty pants
my friend ‘mr smarty pants’ doesn’t think my disastrous dating stories are true. he thinks i made them up. smarty pants, i promise, it’s all horrifyingly true. in fact that’s not even the first time i’ve recieved a penis by sms. this shit happens out there every day. the freaks and lunatics are rampant and…