You can’t see me, well at least I hope you can’t see me. And according to the laws of physics and science and reality, you shouldn’t be able to see me. But if you could see me you would see that I am shaking my head. No wait, that’s not true. First I yelped a…
Category: freaks and lunatics
Third nipples.
Did you ever know anybody with three nipples? Or is it like people who win the lottery – everyone knows someone who knows someone who has, but nobody’s ever actually seen it happen with their own two (or three) eyes. I think Ross in Friends had a third nipple, didn’t he? Being too curious for…
Chew on this
I’ve heard of a gum ball, but this is ridiculous. It’s a gum wall. It’s a landmark in downtown Seattle. According to the internetweb it’s not the first of it’s kind, there’s also one in the aptly named Bubblegum Alley in California, too. This specific gum wall is located at the waiting line for The…
Ridiculous jobs for adults.
When I grow up I want to be a professional pencil sharpener. Well why not? I love heart heart heart love pencils, and i know it would require strong forearms, but I could work on that. The wonderful Colleen Higgs found this somewhere: It’s a website for a man named David Rees. He’s a professional…
I give up, I'm dating myself.
I’ve found a site that i find astonishing. in a crazy mad fucked up way. Although the more I look at it, the more it makes sense. I guess. I mean a girl or a dude can only go on so many crap, crazy, awful dates before they decide they’d really rather just date themselves….
Why dogs bite people.
As a general rule I’m quite strict with myself and I try very hard not to post things here that might have already landed in your inbox at some point. You know the emails I mean, they do the rounds all the time, and there’s always one friend who sends them out about a year…
American Gothic craziness
Today’s post is a little bit (a lot bit) crazy. Somewhat freakish. And a tad mad. But what the hell, it’s a monday. You’ve seen this painting before, right? I think it’s one of those things that we’ve all seen but we don’t know much about. So I decided to do a little research. The…
baby toupee
I don’t have a clue how I found this. Or if someone sent it to me or what. I think the craziness of it completely erased all memory from before I saw it. Wait, who am I, what am I doing here? What’s this curvy thing with a small dot below it, after this last…
Cocktonsils and Dickwads
@thejolurie is one of my favourite people on twitter, and is responsible for bringing the word ‘Cocktonsil‘ to my attention. What a fantastic word. It really just describes a certain kind of person juuuuust right. You know the kind of person I mean. So I’m not sure if you’re a member of twitter, and whether…
Pricasso
This somewhat leathery-looking dude is Pricasso. Not sure who the bimbettes are. But probably something like Trixie (with hearts above the ‘i’s’) and Candi-with-an-i-not-a-y. I found Pricasso lurking in one of the particularly grubby corners of the internet. Yup, he paints with his prick. That’s what he does. One has to wonder how he originally…