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Oy, you over there, stop looking at that, and look at this. It's yesterday's Sunday Times column.Have a great week, ...

The cock knee girl/cockney girl

Bwhahahahahahahaha you should be able to hear me laughing in the Karoo. This is hilarious. The very funny, smart and I ...

The big dry spell

So tonight the fun's all over. I get on a big (hopefully empty) airplane and fly back home after a fabulous three week ...

facebook fail.

i'm a big fan of the status update on facebook. particularly the inappropriate status update.what a stellar invention. ...

Jonathan G. Parker is a dumb fuck!

so this chick comes home to discover that she's been burgled, right? and of course she's very upset, things have been ...

the twitterati.

i'm not shy to admit it. i'm a laggard. my non-laggard friend, (there's an official term but i can't remember it, ...