Category: elvis impersonators

  • Things to do before you die.

    Dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit! Who’s running the diary around here? How the hell did we manage to go and miss this? It has come to my attention that between the 29th April and 2 May this year there was an ‘Elvis Festival Africa’ in the Tsitsikamma, Storms River Village. I am pissed off beyond belief, […]

  • Bad Elvis

    Poor old Elvis, he’s turned so many times in his grave, he must feel like a rotisserie chicken. Is there anyone else in the world more impersonated, and more badly impersonated? I doubt it. from Vegas to Japan… Never have more people who couldn’t look any less like Elvis if they tried, pretended to be […]