Category: drug dealer

  • even drug dealers are feeling the recession.

    back in the day I was a bit more of a shady chick, often of questionable character and seriously lacking in moral fibre. of course that was then. these days i’m a fine upstanding member of the community. so back in those fun but seedy days a friend of a friend introduced me to this […]

  • I sure know how to pick 'em.

    An open letter to my future guy: Dear next boyfriend/lover/guy person who comes along, I have a handful of simple requests which I thought I’d put down in writing. I’d like to hope that you don’t use too many exclamation marks. When in just about every situation just the one will suffice. I would also […]

  • the return of the big black guy.

    i’ve written about my drug dealer; ‘big black guy’ before, but being a laggard i don’t know how to link you to that post, so if you want to read it you’ll have to scroll back to the beginning to check it out. (‘my branded life’ maybe you can show me how to do this […]