welcome to another post from the devil’s dictionary. the d’s were cool, what with douchebag and doggie style and dagga and all, but now we’re on to the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee’s here goes: Eat, v.i. To perform successively (and successfully) the functions of mastication. Eavesdrop, v.i. Secretly to overhear a catlogue of the crimes and vices of…
Category: douchebag
thanks to…
…the douchebag at the mtn shop who sold me a faulty sim card and then refused to answer the phone all day, even though i let it ring four hundred times in a row. i know you’re there douchebag, it’s a shop!