welcome to another post from the devil’s dictionary. the d’s were cool, what with douchebag and doggie style and dagga and all, but now we’re on to the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee’s here goes: Eat, v.i. To perform successively (and successfully) the functions of mastication. Eavesdrop, v.i. Secretly to overhear a catlogue of the crimes and vices of…