This column first appeared here in The Sunday Times Lifestyle on 26th August 2018. SUNDAY TIMES FUNNY, NOT FUNNY – Paige Nick I don’t know why I find dating disasters so funny. I’m either a through and through psychopath, or there’s nothing wrong with me and it’s simple self-preservation. Like that thing where if you…
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Lab-grown Date Night
This column first appeared here, in The Sunday Times on 1 July 2018: TINDER BECOMES UNHINGED By Paige Nick I once dated a guy who only had one real-life friend in the whole wide world. That should have been the first sign that something wasn’t quite right with him. There were other glow-in-the-dark red flags…
Dating a lunatic
Morning, here’s yesterday’s Sunday Times column. Hope you enjoy. A MILLION MILES FROM NORMAL – By Paige Nick DATING CRAZIES The other day I was browsing what’s available on my local dating website and the distressing possibility started to occur to me that I may have run out of men to date. What if, as…
Dodgy dating sites
I’m here, so it must be Monday, here’s yesterday’s Sunday Times Column, hope you enjoy. xA MILLION MILES FROM NORMAL – By Paige Nick DODGY DATING SITES Since I seem to be the common denominator in all my dodgy dates to date, I’ve come to the conclusion that perhaps I’m doing it wrong, or maybe…
Pay off lines for humans
Oi, Oi, or as the French say, Oui, Oui. Howzit? Hope you had a nice column, here’s your weekend. No wait, that wasn’t what I wanted to say at all. Hope you had a nice weekend, here’s your column: A MILLION MILES FROM NORMAL – By Paige NickSMART AS A HORSE AND HUNG LIKE EINSTEIN…
Dating site disasters – Sunday's column
When like me, you reach a certain age, which will remain unmentionable, but is somewhere between 33 and 38 – you reach a point where you’ve pretty much already met and pretty much already shagged all the eligible people in your immediate social circle, and in your social circle’s (immediate) social circle. At that point…
M.I.L.F Dating
Did you know that in South Africa we have our very own MILF Dating Website? No I did not know that. Every day really is a school day. For those of you who’ve spent the last ten years living under a large boulder whilst wearing ear phones (maybe listening to Celine Dion or Billy Ray…
What is it with men and cars?
A wise but slutty woman once told me – ‘All men look the same in the dark.’ And after spending a fair amount of time on the online dating website I’ve noticed that many of them look the same in the light too. There is a group of men on the dating website that I’ve…
herpes anybody?
does the fact that i find this extremely funny make me a bad person? a while ago we had ‘date week’ here at A Million Miles, but somehow in all the excitement of a trekkie dating website and a dna matching dating website, i missed this gem. there is a dating website out there for…
how young is too young?
forget jesus, what would you do? i got this message in my online dating website inbox a couple days ago: from this guy: he’s twenty four for fuck’s sake! just to put things in perspective for those of you who don’t know me, i’m 36. (wow writing it down like that i feel older than…