Category: crazy places

and so our week of imaginary holidaying draws to a close. i hope you feel refreshed and rejuvinated and ready to go back to work on monday, all bright eyed and bushy tailed. for our final virtual break we have a couple of places for you to chose from. would you like to go to:…

pack your bags, renew your passport, it’s holiday week here at a million miles. time to get away from it all and drink imaginary cocktails with little umbrellas in them. but why go to mauritius, the seychelles or paris? it’s all so pedestrian, don’t you think? how about this year we go somewhere a little…

okay, it’s imaginary holiday time again. where should we not go today? how about to: Accident, Maryland. it’s so awesome there, you will literally shit your pants. or pee in them. either way, that’s why it’s called Accident. or we could go to: or or that buzzing metropolis of: Middelfart, Denmark. which you’ll be pleased…

alright, it’s pretend holiday week here at a million miles, and today we have three destinations to choose from. shall we go to Why, Arizona: with a population of approximately 113 people at the last count, it’s major export is, well nothing really, it only has 113 people for christ’s sake, what did you expect?…

i feel we’ve just reached that part of the year where things start to ramp up a little bit. it’s no longer the beginning of the year, and the end of the year is still very far away and quite tiny through the binoculars, so you have to squint to see it. and that’s not…