Category: conversation with myself

ME: Hey Paige?MYSELF: Yes Paige?ME: Where the fuck have you been? You haven’t blogged since Monday?MYSELF: I’m sorry but I’ve been flippen’ busy and stuff.ME: That’s just not good enough. You’d better write something funny, fast!MYSELF: What did your last slave die of, exhaustion?ME: That wasn’t really funny.MYSELF: Not even a little?ME: Not even vaguely.MYSELF:…