Whoohoo, Sunday 6 April 2015 was a Conch Sunday, my favourite kind of Sunday. Here’s yesterday’s Sunday Times Column. What does the Fish Hoek Library and condoms have in common? Read it and see: APRIL CONCH – TURNING GRIPE TO GRAPE There are two reasons I like going to the Fish Hoek Library. The…
Category: condoms
Homemade condoms, really?
Whatever next? You ask yourself when you think you’ve seen it all. Then Chris, from Somerset West, sends you this picture in response to your latest column in the Sunday Times, which is all about The Condom Conundrum (Who should supply it, when is the right moment to pull it out, etc etc): He snapped…
Royalabillia
My friend Wendy has an hilarious blog. If you want to laugh your ass off go there immediately. If you’re happy just to chuckle a bit, or smile a little on the inside, then stay here and i’ll see what I can do. The reason I mention Wendy’s blog is because she found this picture…
oh shit my mother's going to kill me for this one.
she knows i love her, but this story has to be told. so we’re gearing up for a monster family function in a couple weeks. now this isn’t like the kind of family functions you have. because i have: two parents, four sisters, one brother, one sister-in-law, three brothers-in-law, 12 nieces and nephews between the…
grumpa and the nephews 12.
it was ‘nephew6’s’ birthday on thursday, ‘nephew9’s’, sixth soccer birthday party on sunday and on wednesday it’s ‘nephew5’s’ thirteenth birthday. now stick with me, i know it’s confusing, imagine how i feel? due to all the procreating that my mother and ‘grumpa’ did back in the 60’s and 70’s, which resulted in six of us,…