Hello peepies.Here’s the last column of the year. Hope you enjoy. Merry Kissimus everybody. XxxA MILLION MILES FROM NORMAL – By Paige Nick THE CHRISTMAS STUFF UP Christmas, my apologies, I meant to say, The Festive Season, can be a bit of a minefield. We’re not just dealing with Father Christmas and the Baby Jesus…
Category: christmas
Holiday, celibrate. (Not celibate.)
Fuck me, this year has been quite something, hasn’t it. There have been successes and failures. There have been book launches and Loerie Awards. There have been deaths and births. There has been international travel. There has been words, hundreds of thousands of them. There has been work, there has been play, and there has…
Christmas jumper spirit
The idea for this post comes via wonderful Zwier, thanks dude, you rock. Lars Holdus lives in Amsterdam. He is a very strange boy indeed. He has this website over here, which contains his Christmas sweater collection. Here’s his blurb: Thank you Lars, how very very very interesting. Or not. One has to wonder what…
turducken
wanna see something rad? i heard about it for the first time this xmas, which is pretty amazing considering that according to wikipedia, it’s been around for hundreds of years. it’s something called a ‘turducken’. yup. here’s a picture, courtesy of wikipedia. an irrelevant aside: (who’s that guy standing in the background of the picture?…
sketchy santas
you know what i love about christmas? it’s that warm, happy, smiley feeling everyone gets. well, almost everyone. wahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha *breathe* wahahahahahahhahahahahahaha. i love that santa is the only one smiling here. although i think he’s probably crying for his mommy on the inside too. these are sketchy santa’s from here. they rock. this little boy…
christmas fuckers
uncharacteristically this post has absolutely nothing to do with penises, vagina’s, dating, breasts or sex. sorry. if you’re a horny little toad rather scroll down to this post over here about penis dolls. forget father xmas and carol cd’s set to repeat in shopping malls, this is how i know what time of year it…