So in case you missed my blog post on Saturday about The Netherlands’ Number One Porn Star, Bobbi Eden, you should read that first over here, and then come back and read the rest of this post. Okay, so now you know all about Bobbi Eden, the porn star who promised all her followers on…
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Octopussy
Right so I’d better come clean here – I haven’t been a huge soccer fan over this World Cup, but I have been a huge fan of The World Cup. Nothing like some international footie, a bit of booze, some pot, and a lot of media coverage to bring out the freaks and lunatics. First…
real life blow up dolls, for real?
it seems blow up dolls have come a long long way in the last decade.(and not just thanks to mail order.) genius blogging friend goatville sent me to this website where you can buy real life blow up dolls. bit of an oxymoron, hey? these smart and smutty folks have come up with a way…
there's good news and there's bad news.
dear lovely, clever, smart, vaguely smutty readers, there’s good news and there’s bad news. the good news is that it’s holiday time. the bad news is that i need a bit of a break, so things are going to slow right down here at a million miles from normal. i will still be posting, but…
artsy fartsy friday
a mixed bag today. the art, shithead, not me! anyway, why just show one artist when you can show a whole bunch. wish i knew who did the above. i surfed like all the bertish brothers put together, but i still couldn’t find who was responsible. if you did this, you deserve the credit. as…
mr oral sex.
you may or may not know this about me, but i recently found myself single again, or as i like to call it, ‘between relationships’. so in need of a good laugh i surfed back round to my favourite (read: ‘the only’) online dating website for a bit of a browse. i like to surf…