birthday

Happy flipping father's day!

Morning, here's yesterday's column from The Sunday Times. As an added bonus, you'll see it's illustrated. Hope you ...

When do we start lying about our age?

Hello everyone, hope you had a weekend full of sexual favours and party tricks. Here's yesterday's column for your ...

Retard Barbie

Recently it was my BFF's daughter's fourth birthday. (BFF stands for Best Friend Forever, just in case you aren't still ...

birthday friday

i hope my good friend 'mother of a genius' is reading this. because it's her birthday today, eventhough she would like ...

happy birthday squared.

it’s my identical twin sisters' birthdays today.That’s ‘A’ on the far right. no wait, that’s ‘S’ on the ...