summer might just be creeping in on its tippy toes. so i thought it might be time to bring out those summer feet again. these specific ones belong to ‘pie’. she’s married to ‘the bastard’ but that doesn’t mean she isn’t a very very nice lady. who takes cool toe pictures. thanks pie. x
Category: bastard
the devil's dictionary – 'B' is for 'bastard'.
ok, so it’s time to move onto some ‘b’s’. we’re done with the assholes and asphyxiators from the ‘a’s’ for the time being. (for those of you who just joined us, these direct translations are shamelessly copied from ‘The Devil’s Dictionary’, written by Ambrose Bierce, in 1871 – you can read more about it and…
new pic
the new pic is courtesy of ‘mrs bastard’ if i remember correctly. she took it in another time, when it didn’t rain constantly. thanks ‘mrs bastard’ i do love it. oh and sorry again that you have to be married to such a bastard.x
Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.
As you may know, I frequent a local dating website. I go there for a number of reasons. first of all it’s a good place to find funny stuff to write about, being that it’s full to the brim of freaks and lunatics. But also, as a single person, it’s important to keep on working…
awesome movie quotes #4 and 5.
ok, it’s a rainy weekend, so i’ve got movies on my mind.and chimpanzees who can do handstands, but that’s another story. possibly one of the funniest movies of all time. particularly when you’re so stoned you mistake your fingers for nik naks, because somebody thought it was a good idea to pull out a bong…
awesome movie quote #3
ok, so it’s not really a movie, but he’s made a couple of movies since this, so it still counts in my book. and i know, i know, it’s old, but it’s still lol funny, which makes it worth repeating in my book. anyway this is transcribed from an interview ali g did with posh…
awesome movie quote #2
this one comes from a fricken cool movie – the ice harvest, released in 2005. it’s got john cusack, randy quaid, billy bob thornton and oliver platt who’s drunk through 95.5% of it. what more could you ask for in a movie? it has a series of awesome quotes. my favourite is this one: “Vic…
thursday's copy and pastings
also hello to my my mom, and some of her bridge friends, and ‘a+s’ and ‘flygirl’, and ‘bastard’, and ‘the evil genius’, and ‘smarty pants’, ‘my branded life’, ‘guy who needs a holiday’ and ‘sneaky anonymous mentor’, ‘jim’ and ‘speedo boy’ and ‘mr cryptic’ and ‘the animal’ and ‘mr good friend’ and ‘the critic’ and…
aweseome line from a movie #1
“His words were like bullets, he could kill you with a comma.” i can’t remember if the movie’s any good or not, i saw it a long time ago, it was released in 1989, i think. hey, ‘evil genius’ or you, ‘bastard’ or you ‘mr hollywood’, if any of you are reading this, you guys…