Category: A Girl Walks Into a Bar

  • Barnes and Noble! No way!

    Barnes and Noble! No way!

    In life, we all get just a handful of pinch-me-now moments. This is easily all five of mine rolled into one. Today, the first in a series of choose your own erotic adventure novels I co-authored with Sarah Lotz and Helen Moffett (A Girl Walks into A Bar) launched across USA. Which means you can […]

  • Only four more sleeps, America

    Only four more sleeps, America

    To celebrate only four more sleeps till A Girl Walks into a Bar, (the choose-your-own-destiny erotic novels I’ve co-written with Sarah Lotz and Helen Moffett,) comes out in USA, I just did a short post over on the very fabulous Avon Romance Blog. It’s about how excited we are about the launch of this cool […]

  • A Girl Walks into a Bar

    A Girl Walks into a Bar

    So, our new book is out! It’s the first in a series of choose-your-own-destiny erotic novels that I co-authored with Sarah Lotz and Helen Moffet. You’ll find it in the ‘romance’ section in any local book store in South Africa, but it’s less romance and more boom chicka-wa-wa if you ask me.     Can […]

  • A Girl Walks into a Bus

    A Girl Walks into a Bus

    I’ve been in many busses before, but never on one. This is a bus currently cruising around Barcelona, advertising the launch of A Girl Walks into a Bar, or rather, Una Chica entra en un Bar, as it’s referred to in Spain. Urano, our Spanish Publishers,  seem to be having a lot of fun with […]

  • A Venn of Men

    A Venn of Men

    This spoke to me. It’s like a cool map of men as we know them. It got me thinking about the launch of A Girl Walks into a Bar which is coming out in paperback in November, and is the first in a series of Choose Your Own Destiny Erotic novels that I’m co-authoring with […]

  • Our first happy ending

    Our first happy ending

    Today is a big day, not just because it’s a Friday. Today I picked up the very first paperback of A Girl Walks into a Bar that I’ve ever held in my grubby paws. It’s the Italian version: Ragazza Entra in un Bar, published by Rizzoli. Now my Italian isn’t very good, but I paged […]

  • Sex, it is coming

    Sex, it is coming

    DD day is coming soon. (When you write erotica, you get double D’s.) The first in the series of choose-your-own-adventure erotic novels that I’ve been writing together with Sarah Lotz, and Helen Moffett, is due out in South Africa in November with this cover, courtesy of Jonathan Ball Publishers: And it’s due out in the […]

  • Slut

    Slut

    Excited to see that the uber sexy Danish version of ‘A Girl Walks Into a Bar’ is now out. Our publisher was kind enough to send us a copy. Here’s a spread: (ahem, pardon while I pun.) Either ‘SLUT’ in Danish means ‘the end’, or those Danes really call it like they see it.

  • Steamy windows

    Steamy windows

    Over at Women24, they’ve kindly published an excerpt from A Girl Walks into a Bar, just to whet any appetites that are currently in need of whetting. But be warned, it is NSFW, it is only safe for play – things might get a little steamy up in your monitor:   If after reading this […]

  • The ins and outs of writing erotica

    The ins and outs of writing erotica

    Check out this fun but probing interview by the most wonderful Kelly Ansara, with all three Girl Walks into a Bar authors. It’s on the ins and outs of writing an erotic novel. http://itsabookthingblog.blogspot.com/2013/07/a-girl-walks-into-bar-by-helena-s-paige.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter Kelly loves books like nobody’s business, and I always enjoy her blog. She does awesome Author’s Pie interviews with every incredible […]