cartoon porn

so we’ve established that porn rocks.

not all porn of course. i can take or leave that snuff porn, and anything with animals is a bit of a turn off, and then there’s all the freaky deaky crazy stuff, i’m not so into that either.

and then…

i stumbled across something on the internetweb that really surprised me. or maybe it stumbled across me. i can never be entirely sure.

did you know that there are a whole truckload of freaks and lunatics out there who are really totally into… wait for it… cartoon porn?

yup it’s true. i wouldn’t bullshit you.

these guys remake some of our most beloved cartoon characters in pornographic situations. it’s the strangest thing. i don’t know whether to laugh or cry. i personally don’t find it very much of a turn on, but someone somewhere must, otherwise they wouldn’t make so much of it. the internetweb is literally riddled with this stuff.

i suppose donald duck doesn’t wear pants already, so it’s not such a huge leap from there to here.

look – here’s one of the chicks from the flintstones getting it on with her pet dinosaur:


and some flintstones girl on girl action:


see, i told you it was weird.

he he he, these are funnier. here’s superman getting it on with wonder woman. wahahahahaha. man that’s funny.

and then of course there are a million different versions of the same theme:

turns out that wonder woman is a bit of a super slag. can’t say i blame her though. imagine only having super heros to choose from.

the combinations are endless – batman and robin, superman and batman etc etc etc, you get the picture. what a scream.
superman to the rescue with his enormous cock. i wonder what happens if he has to go and rescue people from a burning building while he’s in the middle of getting jiggy with wonder woman? talk about coitus interuptus.
snow white and the eight dwarves: sneezy, sleepy, dopey, doc, grumpy, bashful, happy, and now the new eigth dwarf – cummy.


and don’t even get me started on the simpsons, there is so much simpson porn out there it’s crazy. where do these people find the time. and one has to ask why?
it can’t be for the turn on, can it? is this stuff sexy? i don’t think so.
maybe it’s for the art of it, the sheer genius of ripping it off? who knows. i for one don’t quite get it.



i find the animal stuff very off putting, but that’s also crazy, it’s just a cartoon, it shouldn’t have that kind of negative effect on me, should it? just goes to show, these characters, like marge simpson, have become quite real to me over the years, eventhought they’re really just drawings.


the family guy, the x-rated version.

he he he, the little mermaid.

aha, so that’s why he’s c
alled mr incredible. i always wondered what his super power was.

you’ve got to give them some credit, they’re very well drawn.


who would have guessed that when the genie popped out of alladin’s lamp and gave him three wishes, this would be one of them?
poke – a – hontas.
and more naughty simpsons:


ah my favourite cartoon of all time, alice in wonderland.

perhaps falling down that hole was all quite metaphorical.


there were much dirtier alice ones, but i just couldn’t bring myself to post them. poor little alice.

so, what’s the verdict on cartoon porn? i’m going to go with crazy, freaky, not much of a turn on, and all together a little strange.


3 responses to “cartoon porn”

  1. I always thought Aladdin blows.

    There is something disturbing about a penis with a red tip. As far as I know, that is not a sign of good things to cum…. I mean come.

  2. yeah the red tipped penis bothered me too! ew! and what about homer’s beige-ochre one, i mean i know it’s in keeping with his skin tone, but still, there’s something yucky about a ding-dong that colour 🙂

  3. Paige says:

    yeah that red-tipped thing bothered me too.
    they should see cartoon doctors about that.

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