A conversation with myself

ME: Hey Paige?
MYSELF: Yes Paige?
ME: Where the fuck have you been? You haven’t blogged since Monday?
MYSELF: I’m sorry but I’ve been flippen’ busy and stuff.
ME: That’s just not good enough. You’d better write something funny, fast!
MYSELF: What did your last slave die of, exhaustion?
ME: That wasn’t really funny.
MYSELF: Not even a little?
ME: Not even vaguely.
MYSELF: I’ll try harder tomorrow. Promise

One response to “A conversation with myself”

  1. Slave … oh goody, i need someone to whip 😀

    Talking to yourself is cool, but answering yourself is WAY dodgy girl 😉

    peace and love and don’t work too hard ok?

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